Behold the Power of Television

The Troglodytrix told me recently of this exchange with the five-year old Troglotyke #4.

Troglotyke #4: Do you know why today is a great day?

Troglodytrix: Why?

Troglotyke #4: Because K-mart has sunny shirts and shorts on sale, only 2 for 10 bucks!