I have seen this done on other sites and have been considering doing it for a while. Given the prominent nature of Benedict's cave in the first Pick Your Poison game and now the elevation of Pope Benedict XVI, it seems unwise to hold off any longer. Therefore:
Let it be known throughout the land, by the power invested in me as the Site Administrator, I decree and hold it to be true that
tut ta-da-la ta-da-la ta-da-la tut-taaa!
St. Benedict of Nursia is hereby invoked as the patron saint of The Troglodyte blog, with all the rights and privileges thereof.
So it is written. So it is done.
Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us.
St. Joseph, pray for us.
Ss. Peter and Paul, pray for us.
St. Jude, pray for us.
St. Benedict, pray for us.
Most Sacred Heart of Jesus, have mercy on us, forgive us our sins, and lead us to everlasting life.