Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Mother Nature Could Use the Comity of the Senate

French farmers, protesting at the behest of their sheep and cattle agricultural companions against natural law originalist wolves, delayed and ultimately forced the relocation of yesterday's 10th stage of the Tour de France. There was no comment from the wolves, prompting calls that the Deputy Chief of Staff Wolf be fired.

In a separate development, reports that French cattle will be seeking equal marriage rights as enjoyed by cattle in Thailand remain unconfirmed.

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