Today I ran across two poll questions. The first was at Musum Pontificalis:
What statement best describes your thoughts on the Sign of Peace?and the second at The Anchoress:
a) I love it; it is my whole motivation for going to Mass.
b) I find it second only to holding hands during the Our Father.
c) It's nice.
d) It's just there; no opinion
e) It is a little over the top.
f) I find it uncomfortable and/or distracting..
g) I'd rather it not exist
h) It is evidence that the smoke of Satan has entered the Sanctuary.
2) Sign of Peace:They sound awfully similar to me, with just a little uncreative editing. Too similar, you might say... Hey, you don't suppose??? After all, how much do we really know about The Anchoress???
a) I love it and look forward to greeting my neighbors
b) I hate it and wish it would go away or be moved to the start of Mass
c) I don’t love it or hate it.
BTW, those who don't get the Ace Ventura: Pet Detective reference can listen here.