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Saturday, May 08, 2010

Something from the E-mail Bag That Made Me Laugh #3

Why did the white bear dissolve in water?  
Because it was polar.
 
What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? 
A one molar solution.
 
 What do dipoles say in passing? 
"Have you got a moment?"
 
Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?  
Because it's in the ground state.
 
What do you do with a dead chemists? 
Barium

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