A Dubious Honor

The University of Minnesota has claimed the top spot in a ranking of 139 colleges and universities for "sexual health" by the makers of Trojan condoms. The ranking is based on a survey of 11 factors. Here's a truffle quote from one of the students involved in a campus "education" program that included passing out free condoms to freshmen about the "priceless faces"she receives from some of them:

Some of these kids were like, 'I've never seen a condom in person in real life and someone's handing one to me.' They're definitely shocked, a lot of them. Their parents probably weren't expecting that when they sent their kids off to college.

Another anecdotal case of the persisting cultural gap. And yeah, I'm pretty sure the Troglomatrix isn't tickled to be an alumna today.