Danger: Beware of Falling Cows

When I saw this headline and then read the story, my rather juvenile first thoughts were:

• "Now, that's a plague. What do you have to do to earn that?"
• "If the van is a rockin', don't come a knockin'. But please don't hesitate if it's been crushed by a 600-pound object."
• "Is that a cow on the hood, or are you just happy to see me?"

I'll stop there to prevent degenerating further. Well, there's nothing like celebrating your first anniversary under observation in a hospital, but it could of been a lot worse.