Dear 5th Circuit...
So, like, this is a response to your way totally uptight letter dated April III, MMXII. Noting that it was dated, you know, April III, we figured that this was three times an April Fool’s joke, or something.
And so we’re including with this little memo your three single-spaced pages. Yeah, you might think “They’re blank!”, and stuff. But we worked totally hard to get a single space character on each one. Get it? Single spaced? (read more)
Alas, no. Although the Attorney General's letter included this:
The President's remarks were fully consistent with the principles described here in.Nice walk-back.